Tavern, Barrel, and Bowl

A fantasy tavern cheer.

ColeTretheway
Jul 30, 2022

Bubble beer for beastkin,
Trouble tea for trolls,
Crinkle-cake for kobolds,
Dark Ganache for gnolls.

Doesn’t matter where you rumble,
Doesn’t matter who you roll,
You will always have a barrel
At Tavern, Barrel, and Bowl!

Two cartoonish goblins drink beer. They are cross-eyed. Between them, a huge, barrel-like jug of beer glows with inner light.
Tavern, Barrel, and Bowl. Source: MidJourney

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ColeTretheway
ColeTretheway

Written by ColeTretheway

Creative writer. Fantasy, poetry, humor, personal growth, relationships, investing. Quirky.

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