Thanks for making me feel better about my unrealistic dating expectations!!! Next steps:
- start GoFundMe to hire a therapist
- abandon stupid GoFundMe
- start an OnlyFans
- after 1 month, spend my brand new 10 dollars on a cool hat
- exclusively date men who appreciate hats, but don't wear hats as cool as mine
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