ColeTretheway
Nov 27, 2020

Thanks for making me feel better about my unrealistic dating expectations!!! Next steps:

- start GoFundMe to hire a therapist

- abandon stupid GoFundMe

- start an OnlyFans

- after 1 month, spend my brand new 10 dollars on a cool hat

- exclusively date men who appreciate hats, but don't wear hats as cool as mine

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ColeTretheway
ColeTretheway

Written by ColeTretheway

Creative writer. Fantasy, poetry, humor, personal growth, relationships, investing. Quirky.

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